You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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