is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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