Hey man sorry I got all grabby
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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