I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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