I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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