I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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