we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
