what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
