And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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