A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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