spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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