You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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