yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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