Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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