we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I DEMAND FORESKIN
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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