I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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