Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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