I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
