There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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