i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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