just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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