You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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