Pappa wants mamma naked
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
do herpes really smell.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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