So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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