I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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