you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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