I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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