Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I skipped work to stalk him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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