I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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