8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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