why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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