no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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