I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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