whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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