I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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