is this the sara with the beer cane?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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