Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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