I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wish you could order shots online.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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