I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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