please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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