HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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