He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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