I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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