I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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