I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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