He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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