I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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