on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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