would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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