You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
we should paint friendship bongs
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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